I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
So, I'm playing the Doctor Who drinking game with my dogs, but they don't understand quite when to drink. Still counts as successful, though, right?
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
Randomize
