So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I swear, you have an app for that. "Attention: your boyfriend is pooping. Place call?"
He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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