Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
i pretended i was deaf and got a girl to come home with me
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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