Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Mars, I'm going to name my child horatio mars. He will hate me till he gets high. Then he'll understand
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize