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(765): View more from Indiana

I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.

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(519): View more from Ontario

just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.

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(315): View more from New York

idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.

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(630): View more from Illinois

wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?

(816): View more from Missouri

yes. helicopter.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."

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(424): View more from California

he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety

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(618): View more from Illinois

She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up

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(856): View more from New Jersey

it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU

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(501): View more from Arkansas

Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?

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