i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Just woke up with 34 slim-jims in my pocket. Too afraid to check the others.
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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