so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
What are you doing?
High. Watching Billy Mays infomercials...
That guy could sell me cancer.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
When I told my boss I'm using a vacation day for 4/20, he gave me his personal cell phone number and winked at me.
She went off on a twilight/new moon tangent before we even got back to my room. i had to jump the ship and pretended to pass out on the sidewalk.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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