"romantic friends" sounds more classy then friends with benfits
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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