She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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