You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
vagina is talking i cant
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
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