I want to stick my p in your. b.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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