South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
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