Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
He better not be in your backpack
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
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