Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
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