i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
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