Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
He would stand there for a few seconds with a blank look on his face then randomly start running full sprint towards macdonalds. We'd catch him and he'd promise to stop so we'd let him go and he'd do it again.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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