We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
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