would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
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