Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
Okay so I'm high eating chili cheese fries bra-less watching Mulan, could I be doing any better at life right now?
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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