I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
When they arrested me, they gave me a bracelet with my mugshot and info. When you get one they can be our BFF Bracelets.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
And I feel like pitchers of margaritas accidentally make it down your throat a lot.
I mean, the lady at the Mexican restaurant insisted. She said she would win a prize if she sold another pitcher before noon. And plus I got to wear a sombrero
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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