Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My little sister just found a condom in her bag i borrowed... Happy fourteenth birthday.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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