every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
We invented "Diesel Bombs." They're supposed to be a bomb, but they come in a 20+ oz. glass and have a blackout record of 6 wins and 0 losses. Undoubtedly going to be the next Muhammed Ali of the drinking world.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
He is the one I "technically" lost my virginity to.
I feel like you never had a virginity..
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
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