I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
You just kept yelling GET YOUR SKATES ON, BITCHES. WE'RE GOING STREAKING.
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
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