She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
i just overheard my mom tell my dad he should drink less so he could hit the right hole
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Apparently when it was last call I jumped up on the bar and told everyone to get the fuck out, which was immediately followed by a round of applause from the bouncers/bartenders and my tab getting paid as well.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
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