Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I was chasing disarono with Bacardi and watching ice cube movies. It would have been an epic birthday if I wasn't by myself and actually had some decent friends.. Hint. Asshole.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Don’t worry I was with my ex husband for 10 years and he could never remember the year I was born, when our dating anniversary was or what year I graduated high school. But I still know that mother fuckers SSN lol
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
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