I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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