I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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