Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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