My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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