I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
How do I cancel buying spotify premium for two homeless people?
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
I have only made 3 good decisions in my life and getting really stoned reenacting the Lion King with my cat in a lion mane hat is 2 of them.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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