i have a new swear word: supercalifuckaliciousexpialadamnit
Upon hearing of his newfound access to every orifice... even ones he just made up... the Grinch's penis grew three sizes that day.
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Well I smoked some weird shit and I think I peed on my phone.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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