If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
do you think I can still get an erection if I donate blood today? this is important.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
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