these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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