I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Randomize
