I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Thanks for making breakfast. I usually have cereal and coffee...but i think margaritas and turkey sandwiches could catch on.
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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