next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
My nephew just told me I smell like apathy and regret. Thats the hangover I'm dealing with
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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