Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
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