Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
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