i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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