we should wear snuggies to the strip club
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
How does "I'm not drinking tonight" turn into body shots?
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
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