is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
I'm on a treadmill at the gym ordering pizza on my phone so it'll get to my house around the time I get home. I NEED HELP. Or I'm a genius. I haven't decided.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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