Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
whats a more ladylike way to say "fuck me on your lunch break"?
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Telling the family you're going for a run, getting dressed in workout clothes, and then walking halfway around the block and smoking a joint. This is my life
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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