BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
you should have walked with me to my car. you just missed a girl rip off her bra and throw it into a dumpster and scream mardi gras
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
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