I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
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