I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Like will they card me for my own whiskey in shampoo bottles?
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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