You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
Randomize
