I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
What happened to fro yo and sex?
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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