Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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