Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
No, I think it was the night I threw up in her front yard. You're thinking of the time I threw up in her backyard.
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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