Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
Randomize