absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
so,apparently a side effect from having sex on the beach is now i have a tanline shaped like your sister
i hate you
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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