Christians are straight up FREAKS
i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He tried to reenact Braveheart's freedom scream but got tackled by his drunk roommate who thought he was yelling that the handle he was holding up was free.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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