garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
where does the pee come out of this thing
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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