I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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