She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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