Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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