I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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